CLETUS

Found in a field in Kansas by a older farmer couple. Found that he was the abandoned baby of a traveling luchadore couple. Cletus became friends with chickens as he worked on the couples farm but all day longed to learn about his family in ring lucha libra skills. Sadly he never learned them. But he tries anyways. Was once tag team champ in ICW but that's as good as it got. Now here in SFW he is a high flying fast rising Stupid Star.

Finishing Move: Flying the Coupe.

GREEN MENACE

He used to be fat and somehow becoming a chronic pot head made him lose weight. It's weird cause he always has the munchies. He saw Drunken Master and thought he would be the creator and grand master of Stoned Fu.

Finishing Move: Puff Puff Bash!

EL HIRO DE SHOCKMASTER

A newbie to the SFW but a total Stupid star sensation. Who more stupid then the prodigy of the Shockmaster. How dumb do you have to be to idolise the shockmaster.

Finishing Move: The shocker (DUH)